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If you meet a guy who is five feet nine inches of perfect manly splendor with big black eyes and really black thick shiny hair and beautiful lips and nice teeth and warm soft hands and a very nice-smelling chest who laughs at your jokes and has lovely manners and is very patient and makes you melt inside when he kisses you and he is named Macky and is perfect in every single way, keep your distance. He’s mine.

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