The Top Most Brilliant Statements You’ve Ever Heard

1.      “Before, I was indecisive. Now, I’m not so sure…”

2.      Madonna: “A lot of people are afraid to ask for what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.”

3.      “Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.”

4.      “God will take care of what you go through. You take care of how you go through it.”

5.      “God gave us relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.”

6.      Kevin Welch: “There will be 2 dates on your t0mbstone, but what matters is that little dash between them.”

7.      Me talking to a friend: “Alam mo, dapat hindi ka naniniwala sa multo.” Friend: “Bakit naman?” Me: “Kasi, sabi ng alaga kong dwende, hindi daw sila totoo.”

8.      Oprah Winfrey: “Always keep your words SOFT and SWEET, just in case you’ll have to eat them.”

9.      Scully, frustrated with Mulder’s endless search for the truth: “You already believe Mulder, what more will proof do for you?”

10.     “No matter what happened in the past, IT’S OVER. Yesterday ended last night.”

11.     “Paano mo makikita yung para sa iyo, kung ayaw mong tantanan yung pinipilit mong maging para sa iyo.”

12.     “There are 2 kinds of pedestrians: the quick & the dead.”

13.     “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian; any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”

14.     Michael Jordan: “You miss 100% of the shots you didn’t take.”

15.     House MD: “If you talk to God, you are religious. If God talks to you, you are psychotic.”

16.     “All desirable things in life are either – ILLEGAL, FATTENING, OR MARRIED TO OTHERS!”

17.     “Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.”

18.     “God doesn’t believe in atheists.”

19.     “Science is too young to understand God.”

20.     Ray Romano: “The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my parents an apology.”

21.     Lance Armstrong: “A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.”

22.     “I know God will not give me problems I cant handle. I just wish that He didn’t trust me so much.”

23.     From the Bible (Book of Sirach): “Do not envy a sinner, you do not know what his end will be.”

24.     “Give the devil an inch, and he’ll be a ruler.”

25.     “Loneliness is often a self-inflicted wound.”

26.     From Notes on a Scandal: “It takes courage to recognize the real as opposed to the convenient.”

27.     Bugs Bunny: “I like dead end signs. They have the decency to let you know you’re going nowhere.”

28.     “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good, is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”

29.     Hubert Humphrey: “The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.”

30.    “It’s easy to be a human being. It’s being human that’s hard.”

31.    John Maxwell: “Life becomes easier only when we cease to think that it should be easy.”

32.     Sigmund Freud: “The harder you try to forget something, the more you think about it subconsciously.”

33.    “Nobody cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.”

34.     Oscar Wilde: “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man d0es. That is his.”

35.     “What other people think of you is none of your business.”

36.     Dalai Lama: “Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. If we cannot help them, at least don’t hurt them.”

37.     “When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper. They may scratch & hurt you now, but in the end, you end up polished & they end up useless.”

38.     “Courtship is request. Marriage is conquest. Divorce is inquest.”

39.     John Lennon: “Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.”

40.     El Torto – “Who can see the future? Those who create it.”

41.     Humdinger – From the book, Hannibal: “The worm that destroys you is the temptation to agree with your critics; to get their approval.”

42.     “Don’t stop when you’re tired, stop when you’re done.”

43.     Paolo Coelho: “If something is really meant for you, the universe will conspire to make it happen.”

44.     Madonna: “Poor is the man who’s pleasures depend on the permission of another.”

45.     George Harrison: “I wanted to be successful, not famous.”

46.     Stephen King: “God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.”

47.     “War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.”

48.     Mohandas Gandhi: “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

49.     Bill Gates: “I think everybody should get rich and be famous and do everything he ever dreamed of, so he can realize that it’s not the answer to happiness.”


One Response to “The Top Most Brilliant Statements You’ve Ever Heard”

  1. ang kulit..:)

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